1. Youâ??re trying to pedal faster to keep from being hit, but your bicycle wonâ??t get out of the lowest gear.
 
2. Thereâ??s a gas tanker truck bearing down on you.
 
3. Thereâ??s another one coming from the other direction.
 
4. Youâ??re delivering newspapers with your bicycle when one of the newspapers you throws comes right back and [...]

Miraculous nobody was hurt
No one is quite sure just how fast Scott Arnott’s vehicle was going when it bounced off an SUV and ricocheted into another vehicle in Azilda on Feb. 1, but a Sudbury court was told Monday that just minutes earlier, the vehicle had been clocked on police radar at 137 km/h in [...]

1. The police keep calling you but theyâ??re speaking in Dutch.
 
2. You canâ??t stop eating the hospital food.
 
3. Your doctor is your first grade teacher.
 
4. All the other patients in the emergency room are animals.
 
5. The car you were driving is made of Jello.
 
6. Your lawyerâ??s office is at the playground.
 
7. Youâ??re about to have [...]

1. Your motorcycle is now a kidâ??s tricycle and thereâ??s a tractor trailer truck bearing down on you.
 
2. Your mother is telling you for the umpteenth time that she told you it was dangerous to ride a motorcycle.
 
3. Your mother is driving the tractor trailer truck bearing down on you.
 
4. The police are chasing you [...]

1. A pack of wild dogs chase you after you get hit.
 
2. The dogs can speak French.
 
3. You run into yet another strange scene. Youâ??re at the Olympics, you keep dropping the torch and the Chinese Premier is not amused.
 
4. Youâ??re trying to jog but your feet are stuck in wet concrete.
 
5. Youâ??re in a [...]