1. This is not my week. Heck, this is not my decade.   2. Do you want to walk it off? Never mind that. Poor suggestion.   3. Have you noticed? It’s not safe to walk here.   4. Did you have blinders on?   5. What do you say we have a few drinks. [...]

1. Ouch. Road burns. Do those hurt?   2. Would you like your helmet? How about your hair piece?   3. That kind of takes the wind out of your sails, doesn’t it?   4. Who would you like me to call first – the police, or an ambulance?   5. Well part of your [...]

1. You’re not angry at me, are you?   2. You know lots of people hit pedestrians, not just me.   3. These things happen, right?   4. I wonder why they call these cross walks safe. It didn’t help you much, did it?   5. Maybe I should have seen you. Are you saying [...]

1. You see what you made me do? I hope you like tomatoes.   2. My boss is on the line. He’d like to say a few choice words to you.   3. Okay, so maybe I am at fault. That doesn’t push back the hands of time, does it?   4. There aren’t many [...]

1. Your cell phone rings.   2. Something falls off the seat.   3. You spill your coffee.   4. Mustard drops onto your shirt from what you’re eating.   5. You hit something on the freeway.   6. Something drops off of your vehicle.   7. A plastic bag lodges on your tailpipe and [...]