1. Your cell phone rings.   2. Something falls off the seat.   3. You spill your coffee.   4. Mustard drops onto your shirt from what you’re eating.   5. You hit something on the freeway.   6. Something drops off of your vehicle.   7. A plastic bag lodges on your tailpipe and [...]

1. Not looking for bikes in the bike lane.   2. Cutting through traffic.   3. Sharp turns without looking.   4. Stopping abruptly without looking in the rear view mirror.   5. Reading a map or directions while driving.   6. Eating and driving.   7. Drinking and driving.   8. Not repairing bad [...]

1. Monorails out of control.   2. Stagecoaches.   3. Tree logs with people in them.   4. Bobsleds.   5. Rollar coasters off their rails.   6. Gold mine rail cars.   7. Haunted elevators.   8. Ghosts.   9. Electric trains.   10. Pirate ships. Here are ten actual tips of advice from [...]

1. Humpty Dumpty.   2. Wild toads.   3. Dwarves mining for gold.   4. Sleeping princesses on flying carpets.   5. Annoying people singing in parades.   6. Streetcars going nowhere fast.   7. Cars of tomorrow not really all that futuristic.   8. Rockets going to the moon, or so they claim. [...]

1. Rocket ships without much rocket fuel.   2. Bucket type vehicles moving people along.   3. Motor boats cruising with tour guides telling the same old jokes.   4. People on mules.   5. Sailing ships sailing in circles.   6. Indian canoes with people tired of canoeing.   7. Motarized Keel boats. [...]