1) Play hide and seek with the police.   2) Tell the police you want to go back to eating the cheeseburger you were eating when the accident occurred.   3) Try to blame acne, dandruff, hair loss, bad breath, bad teeth, or pregnancy on the accident.   4) Tell the police your eight year-old [...]

1. You sit down near a puddle of water and the police car pulls up and splashes water all over you.   2. The police report has you down as the driver of the car that hit you.   3. The ambulance driver gets lost on the way to the hospital.   4. You lose [...]

1. The truck that hits you spills it’s load.   2. You get enveloped in tomatoes.   3. The police and ambulance crew has a tomato fight.   4. The hospital takes one look at the tomato paste all over your body and rushes you into the emergency room.   5. The news station is [...]

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Attorney General Puts End To 3 Illegal Immigration Services SEATTLE — Latinos across Washington state lose thousands of dollars, their jobs and the chance to live legally in the U.S. because of erroneous legal advice and a frequently exploited translation hitch, said Attorney General of Washington, Rob McKenna. Read more on KIRO 7 Seattle-Tacoma Winona [...]