1. Pedestrian accidents rarely happen in the park, unless youâ??re unlucky enough to be hit by an ice cream vendor.   2. An accident can ruin your whole day.   3. Dental work to replace lost teeth.   4. Plastic surgery.   5. Scrambled brains.   6. Pain from one end of your body to [...]

1. You rarely win in a truck vs. car accident.   2. Your car will now be a compact.   3. Ambulance rides arenâ??t fun when youâ??re strapped to a board.   4. Itâ??s hard to fill out hospital forms with a broken wrist.   5. They donâ??t serve alcohol in emergency waiting rooms.   [...]

1. Youâ??re trying to pedal faster to keep from being hit, but your bicycle wonâ??t get out of the lowest gear.   2. Thereâ??s a gas tanker truck bearing down on you.   3. Thereâ??s another one coming from the other direction.   4. Youâ??re delivering newspapers with your bicycle when one of the newspapers [...]

1. The police keep calling you but theyâ??re speaking in Dutch.   2. You canâ??t stop eating the hospital food.   3. Your doctor is your first grade teacher.   4. All the other patients in the emergency room are animals.   5. The car you were driving is made of Jello.   6. Your [...]

1. Your motorcycle is now a kidâ??s tricycle and thereâ??s a tractor trailer truck bearing down on you.   2. Your mother is telling you for the umpteenth time that she told you it was dangerous to ride a motorcycle.   3. Your mother is driving the tractor trailer truck bearing down on you.   [...]