1. Mustard and ketchup drop down from the hot dog you’re eating.   2. Your cell phone rings.   3. You spill coffee.   4. You see a sexy billboard.   5. Someone swerves toward you.   6. You nod off.   7. Something in the road is bouncing toward you.   8. A dog runs out.   [...]

1.Getting up that morning.   2. Going wherever you’re going.   3. Not spending more time at home.   4. Leaving in a rush.   5. Not constantly checking your mirrors for bad drivers.   6. Not driving defensively.   7. Not anticipating bad decisions by other drivers.   8. Not immediately safely braking at [...]

1. Your cell phone rings.   2. Something falls off the seat.   3. You spill your coffee.   4. Mustard drops onto your shirt from what you’re eating.   5. You hit something on the freeway.   6. Something drops off of your vehicle.   7. A plastic bag lodges on your tailpipe and [...]

1) Play hide and seek with the police.   2) Tell the police you want to go back to eating the cheeseburger you were eating when the accident occurred.   3) Try to blame acne, dandruff, hair loss, bad breath, bad teeth, or pregnancy on the accident.   4) Tell the police your eight year-old [...]

1) Children get annoyed.   2) Your dog may bite you.   3) Coffee stains are hard to get out.   4) Beer smell is a dead give away to the cops.   5) Handcuffs are not a good accessory.   6) Mug shots never turn out well.   7) You’ll miss your favorite TV [...]