1. Your cell phone rings.
 
2. Something falls off the seat.
 
3. You spill your coffee.
 
4. Mustard drops onto your shirt from what you’re eating.
 
5. You hit something on the freeway.
 
6. Something drops off of your vehicle.
 
7. A plastic bag lodges on your tailpipe and starts to burn.
 
8. A rock hits your windshield.
 
9. A tool bounces on [...]

1) Play hide and seek with the police.
 
2) Tell the police you want to go back to eating the cheeseburger you were eating when the accident occurred.
 
3) Try to blame acne, dandruff, hair loss, bad breath, bad teeth, or pregnancy on the accident.
 
4) Tell the police your eight year-old was driving.
 
5) Blame the accident on [...]

1) Children get annoyed.
 
2) Your dog may bite you.
 
3) Coffee stains are hard to get out.
 
4) Beer smell is a dead give away to the cops.
 
5) Handcuffs are not a good accessory.
 
6) Mug shots never turn out well.
 
7) You’ll miss your favorite TV shows.
 
Your employer will not be amused.
 
9) Your parents will figure [...]

1. You donâ??t look so good.
 
2. Do you mind if we look through your car?
 
3. Your car is leaking gas.
 
4. Wow, you really got clobbered.
 
5. Just another Friday night in the city.
 
6. Would you mind telling us, Sir, where you were coming from?
 
7. Would you like to go to the hospital by ambulance?
 
8. Tell me [...]

1. Youâ??re not entitled to pain and suffering for those kinds of treatment.
 
2. Having an attorney would only cost us more money. You donâ??t need that, do you?
 
3. You really shouldnâ??t have needed more than a doctor visit or two.
 
4. We donâ??t think you could be seriously injured with only a couple of thousand dollars [...]