1. At least you look better than your bike. But thatâ??s not saying a whole lot.   2. Donâ??t worry. Youâ??ll be fine in a couple of months.   3. Shake it off.   4. Oh my, young man. You sure took a nasty spill.   5. When you got hit, I thought youâ??d learned [...]

1. I wonder if I left the coffee pot on at home.   2. Did I get my mail today?   3. What was it I wanted to do this afternoon?   4. Wasnâ??t there somewhere I needed to go this morning?   5. I wonder whatâ??s on TV tonight.   6. Is there milk [...]

1. Bones can be brittle.   2. Internal injuries.   3. Back pain for life.   4. Neck pain for life.   5. Brain damage.   6. Shoulder pain.   7. Knee replacements.   8. Upon impact you may fly, but only until you hit someoneâ??s windshield.   9. Your bike wonâ??t be the same. [...]

1. Your bills are unreasonable.   2. We donâ??t believe all your treatment was necessary.   3. We think some of your bills are unrelated.   4. We havenâ??t received all of your records.   5. Your bills donâ??t have the proper codes.   6. Weâ??re having your bills analyzed.   7. Weâ??ve determined that [...]

1. Into the car that hit you to light a cigarette if you smell gas.   2. The liquor store.   3. Disneyland.   4. A bicycle shop to see the cost of a new bike.   5. Swimming with a head injury.   6. A bad hospital.   7. A bad doctor.   8. [...]