1. Tickets are expensive.   2. Insurance companies are annoying.   3. Tow trucks and tow yards are not the cleanest of places.   4. Motorcycles donâ??t do well in crashes.   5. Passengers do even less well.   6. Helmets only do so much.   7. Road rash hurts like heck.   8. The [...]

1. Our photocopy service hasnâ??t been able to copy all of your medical records yet.   2. Weâ??re still investigating your accident.   3. Weâ??re having our special investigative unit look at the claim youâ??ve submitted.   4. Weâ??re waiting for your doctors to complete the report forms that weâ??ve sent them.   5. We [...]

1. That bike is trashed.   2. You should have worn a helmet.   3. Weâ??re calling a priest.   4. Your passenger is blaming you.   5. Your motorcycle insurance lapsed.   6. Your lawyer doesnâ??t want to speak with you.   7. Your motorcycle gang says they donâ??t know you.   8. Your [...]

1. Riding your bike in an elderly personâ??s blind spot.   2. Riding your bike in retirement communities.   3. Letting someone else ride your hog.   4. Joining a daredevil motorcycle gang.   5. Riding a bike for the first time.   6. Riding in the truck lane real slow.   7. Riding in [...]

1. Rocket ships without much rocket fuel.   2. Bucket type vehicles moving people along.   3. Motor boats cruising with tour guides telling the same old jokes.   4. People on mules.   5. Sailing ships sailing in circles.   6. Indian canoes with people tired of canoeing.   7. Motarized Keel boats. [...]