1. Tickets are expensive.
 
2. Insurance companies are annoying.
 
3. Tow trucks and tow yards are not the cleanest of places.
 
4. Motorcycles donâ??t do well in crashes.
 
5. Passengers do even less well.
 
6. Helmets only do so much.
 
7. Road rash hurts like heck.
 
8. The gang back home may not be sympathetic.
 
9. Thereâ??s no air bag on your motorcycle.
 
10. [...]

1. Our photocopy service hasnâ??t been able to copy all of your medical records yet.
 
2. Weâ??re still investigating your accident.
 
3. Weâ??re having our special investigative unit look at the claim youâ??ve submitted.
 
4. Weâ??re waiting for your doctors to complete the report forms that weâ??ve sent them.
 
5. We donâ??t feel that the doctor bills match up [...]

1. That bike is trashed.
 
2. You should have worn a helmet.
 
3. Weâ??re calling a priest.
 
4. Your passenger is blaming you.
 
5. Your motorcycle insurance lapsed.
 
6. Your lawyer doesnâ??t want to speak with you.
 
7. Your motorcycle gang says they donâ??t know you.
 
8. Your mother disowns you.
 
9. Spread eagle against the hood of the police car.
 
10. Whatâ??s this [...]

1. Riding your bike in an elderly personâ??s blind spot.
 
2. Riding your bike in retirement communities.
 
3. Letting someone else ride your hog.
 
4. Joining a daredevil motorcycle gang.
 
5. Riding a bike for the first time.
 
6. Riding in the truck lane real slow.
 
7. Riding in the rain for the first time.
 
8. Riding a rental motorcycle on any [...]

1. Rocket ships without much rocket fuel.
 
2. Bucket type vehicles moving people along.
 
3. Motor boats cruising with tour guides telling the same old jokes.
 
4. People on mules.
 
5. Sailing ships sailing in circles.
 
6. Indian canoes with people tired of canoeing.
 
7. Motarized Keel boats.
 
8. Singing bears.
 
9. Cartoon character that donâ??t say much.
 
10. A world of small people [...]