As any civil or trial litigation attorney knows, whether he practices in Palm Springs or Palm Desert, CA, San Diego, California, Orange County, CA, La Jolla, Del Mar, Laguna Beach, Newport Beach, Corona del Mar, Huntington Beach, Irvine, Santa Ana, Irvine, Ventura, Anaheim, Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo, Ontario, Rancho Cucamonga, Temecula, Riverside, San Bernardino, [...]

1. Into the car that hit you to light a cigarette if you smell gas.
 
2. The liquor store.
 
3. Disneyland.
 
4. A bicycle shop to see the cost of a new bike.
 
5. Swimming with a head injury.
 
6. A bad hospital.
 
7. A bad doctor.
 
8. A veterinarian.
 
9. Flying off your bike and into traffic.
 
10. Into another car.

Here are ten [...]

1. You need a drink.
 
2. Youâ??re underage.
 
3. Youâ??re unlicensed.
 
4. You stole the car.
 
5. You just came from another accident you caused.
 
6. Youâ??re thinking of becoming a cop so you can drive with the siren on and avoid these accidents.
 
7. You hate authority.
 
8. To lock you up and throw away the key.
 
9. You hit two other [...]

1. That bike is trashed.
 
2. You should have worn a helmet.
 
3. Weâ??re calling a priest.
 
4. Your passenger is blaming you.
 
5. Your motorcycle insurance lapsed.
 
6. Your lawyer doesnâ??t want to speak with you.
 
7. Your motorcycle gang says they donâ??t know you.
 
8. Your mother disowns you.
 
9. Spread eagle against the hood of the police car.
 
10. Whatâ??s this [...]

1. Another car coming toward you.
 
2. The police taking out their handcuffs.
 
3. The driver of the car that hit you is your ex-wife.
 
4. A fire engine coming too fast to stop.
 
5. A drunk doctor.
 
6. A pack of wild dogs.
 
7. A parade headed for right where you are lying on the ground.
 
8. Your new $800 cell [...]