1. Anything greasy.   2. Pain killers with alcohol.   3. The rest of the hamburger you were eating thatâ??s now all over your shirt.   4. The funny looking cigarette you were smoking to hide it from the police officer walking toward your truck.   5. Half a dozen boiled eggs.   6. Fifty-three [...]

1) Call 911 and ask to speak to the President of the United States.   2) Call 911 and tell them you are the President of the United States.   3) A divorce lawyer   4) Pizza delivery to your home. (Youâ??ll be late)   5) Liquor delivery to the scene of the accident.   [...]