1. Bicycle accidents rarely happen in the park.   2. Bicycles get damaged easily.   3. You can’t ride to the hospital with a broken bike.   4. Ambulances don’t come cheap.   5. Hospital emergency rooms like to make you wait.   6. Doctors tend to give out bad news and expensive prescriptions.   [...]

1. Pedestrian accidents rarely happen in the park, unless youâ??re unlucky enough to be hit by an ice cream vendor.   2. An accident can ruin your whole day.   3. Dental work to replace lost teeth.   4. Plastic surgery.   5. Scrambled brains.   6. Pain from one end of your body to [...]

1. Monorails out of control.   2. Stagecoaches.   3. Tree logs with people in them.   4. Bobsleds.   5. Rollar coasters off their rails.   6. Gold mine rail cars.   7. Haunted elevators.   8. Ghosts.   9. Electric trains.   10. Pirate ships. Here are ten actual tips of advice from [...]

1. Humpty Dumpty.   2. Wild toads.   3. Dwarves mining for gold.   4. Sleeping princesses on flying carpets.   5. Annoying people singing in parades.   6. Streetcars going nowhere fast.   7. Cars of tomorrow not really all that futuristic.   8. Rockets going to the moon, or so they claim. [...]

1. Rocket ships without much rocket fuel.   2. Bucket type vehicles moving people along.   3. Motor boats cruising with tour guides telling the same old jokes.   4. People on mules.   5. Sailing ships sailing in circles.   6. Indian canoes with people tired of canoeing.   7. Motarized Keel boats. [...]