1. A pack of wild dogs chase you after you get hit.   2. The dogs can speak French.   3. You run into yet another strange scene. Youâ??re at the Olympics, you keep dropping the torch and the Chinese Premier is not amused.   4. Youâ??re trying to jog but your feet are stuck [...]

1. A clean place to sit, like it matters how clean it is with their clothing already torn and dirty.   2. Something to drink, as if getting hit makes you thirsty.   3. A cigarette, as if getting hit makes you want to take up smoking.   4. An ambulance, as if getting hit [...]

1. I wonder what just hit me.   2. That felt like a truck. Nah.   3. I think Iâ??m having a bad day.   4. I knew I was living under a cloud.   5. This isnâ??t happening.   6. So, what else can happen?   7. I knew I was having a bad [...]

1. You donâ??t have an air bag.   2. You donâ??t have a head rest.   3. Crosswalks donâ??t come with seat belts.   4. Itâ??s hard to get up after one of these.   5. Lying around injured isnâ??t any fun.   6. Daytime soap operas will make you crazy.   7. Hospitals are [...]

1. Youâ??re free to have this matter arbitrated.   2. Iâ??ve been an adjuster for over twenty years.   3. Thatâ??s the most we can pay on this type of claim.   4. Thatâ??s the most we can pay for that type of treatment.   5. Youâ??re not entitled to pain and suffering for that [...]