1) Children get annoyed.
 
2) Your dog may bite you.
 
3) Coffee stains are hard to get out.
 
4) Beer smell is a dead give away to the cops.
 
5) Handcuffs are not a good accessory.
 
6) Mug shots never turn out well.
 
7) You’ll miss your favorite TV shows.
 
Your employer will not be amused.
 
9) Your parents will figure [...]

1. Bicycle accidents rarely happen in the park.
 
2. Bicycles get damaged easily.
 
3. You can’t ride to the hospital with a broken bike.
 
4. Ambulances don’t come cheap.
 
5. Hospital emergency rooms like to make you wait.
 
6. Doctors tend to give out bad news and expensive prescriptions.
 
7. Nurses love to give shots with big needles.
 
8. Hospital food reminds [...]

1. In an instant, your beautiful car turns into a pile of junk.
 
2. Car shopping is no picnic.
 
3. Remember how much fun it is to deal with car dealers?
 
4. Car rentals aren’t cheap.
 
5. Hospitals aren’t fun.
 
6. Nurses ask you to put on those flimsy hospital gowns.
 
7. This is not how you want to use vacation [...]

1. Road rash.
 
2. Brains scrambled.
 
3. Headaches.
 
4. Ruined motorcycle jackets.
 
5. Scratched helmets.
 
6. Damaged motorcycles.
 
7. Insurance rates.
 
8. Pain from head to toe.
 
9. Hospitals.
 
10. Lawyers (actually, people say we rock)
 
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1. Pedestrian accidents rarely happen in the park, unless youâ??re unlucky enough to be hit by an ice cream vendor.
 
2. An accident can ruin your whole day.
 
3. Dental work to replace lost teeth.
 
4. Plastic surgery.
 
5. Scrambled brains.
 
6. Pain from one end of your body to the other.
 
7. Migraine headaches.

8. Cold hospital waiting rooms.
 
9. Lost wages.
 
10. [...]