1. You rarely win in a truck vs. car accident.   2. Your car will now be a compact.   3. Ambulance rides arenâ??t fun when youâ??re strapped to a board.   4. Itâ??s hard to fill out hospital forms with a broken wrist.   5. They donâ??t serve alcohol in emergency waiting rooms.   [...]

1. Bones can be brittle.   2. Internal injuries.   3. Back pain for life.   4. Neck pain for life.   5. Brain damage.   6. Shoulder pain.   7. Knee replacements.   8. Upon impact you may fly, but only until you hit someoneâ??s windshield.   9. Your bike wonâ??t be the same. [...]

1. The police take these things seriously.   2. Judges take these things seriously.   3. Juries usually find against the person at fault.   4. Insurance rates.   5. Car repairs.   6. Medical treatment can be painful.   7. Injuries are always painful.   8. Medication can be habit forming.   9. Pain [...]

1. Tickets are expensive.   2. Insurance companies are annoying.   3. Tow trucks and tow yards are not the cleanest of places.   4. Motorcycles donâ??t do well in crashes.   5. Passengers do even less well.   6. Helmets only do so much.   7. Road rash hurts like heck.   8. The [...]

1. You donâ??t have an air bag.   2. You donâ??t have a head rest.   3. Crosswalks donâ??t come with seat belts.   4. Itâ??s hard to get up after one of these.   5. Lying around injured isnâ??t any fun.   6. Daytime soap operas will make you crazy.   7. Hospitals are [...]