1. Ouch. Road burns. Do those hurt?
 
2. Would you like your helmet? How about your hair piece?
 
3. That kind of takes the wind out of your sails, doesn’t it?
 
4. Who would you like me to call first – the police, or an ambulance?
 
5. Well part of your motorcycle is over by that tree, part of [...]

1. You see what you made me do? I hope you like tomatoes.
 
2. My boss is on the line. He’d like to say a few choice words to you.
 
3. Okay, so maybe I am at fault. That doesn’t push back the hands of time, does it?
 
4. There aren’t many people who can say there was [...]

1. Your cell phone rings.
 
2. Something falls off the seat.
 
3. You spill your coffee.
 
4. Mustard drops onto your shirt from what you’re eating.
 
5. You hit something on the freeway.
 
6. Something drops off of your vehicle.
 
7. A plastic bag lodges on your tailpipe and starts to burn.
 
8. A rock hits your windshield.
 
9. A tool bounces on [...]

1) Play hide and seek with the police.
 
2) Tell the police you want to go back to eating the cheeseburger you were eating when the accident occurred.
 
3) Try to blame acne, dandruff, hair loss, bad breath, bad teeth, or pregnancy on the accident.
 
4) Tell the police your eight year-old was driving.
 
5) Blame the accident on [...]

1. Not looking for bikes in the bike lane.
 
2. Cutting through traffic.
 
3. Sharp turns without looking.
 
4. Stopping abruptly without looking in the rear view mirror.
 
5. Reading a map or directions while driving.
 
6. Eating and driving.
 
7. Drinking and driving.
 
8. Not repairing bad brakes.
 
9. Looking at something else other than the road.
 
10. Reaching for something in the [...]