1) Play hide and seek with the police. 2) Tell the police you want to go back to eating the cheeseburger you were eating when the accident occurred. 3) Try to blame acne, dandruff, hair loss, bad breath, bad teeth, or pregnancy on the accident. 4) Tell the police your eight year-old [...]
1. Not looking for bikes in the bike lane. 2. Cutting through traffic. 3. Sharp turns without looking. 4. Stopping abruptly without looking in the rear view mirror. 5. Reading a map or directions while driving. 6. Eating and driving. 7. Drinking and driving. 8. Not repairing bad [...]
1. You sit down near a puddle of water and the police car pulls up and splashes water all over you. 2. The police report has you down as the driver of the car that hit you. 3. The ambulance driver gets lost on the way to the hospital. 4. You lose [...]
1. The truck that hits you spills it’s load. 2. You get enveloped in tomatoes. 3. The police and ambulance crew has a tomato fight. 4. The hospital takes one look at the tomato paste all over your body and rushes you into the emergency room. 5. The news station is [...]
1. You donâ??t look so good. Â 2. Do you mind if we look through your car? Â 3. Your car is leaking gas. Â 4. Wow, you really got clobbered. Â 5. Just another Friday night in the city. Â 6. Would you mind telling us, Sir, where you were coming from? Â 7. [...]
