1. You see what you made me do? I hope you like tomatoes.
 
2. My boss is on the line. He’d like to say a few choice words to you.
 
3. Okay, so maybe I am at fault. That doesn’t push back the hands of time, does it?
 
4. There aren’t many people who can say there was [...]

1. The truck that hits you spills it’s load.
 
2. You get enveloped in tomatoes.
 
3. The police and ambulance crew has a tomato fight.
 
4. The hospital takes one look at the tomato paste all over your body and rushes you into the emergency room.
 
5. The news station is calling you the tomato man.
 
6. As the tomato [...]

1. You rarely win in a truck vs. car accident.
 
2. Your car will now be a compact.
 
3. Ambulance rides arenâ??t fun when youâ??re strapped to a board.
 
4. Itâ??s hard to fill out hospital forms with a broken wrist.
 
5. They donâ??t serve alcohol in emergency waiting rooms.
 
6. Thereâ??s no modesty in hospitals.
 
7. X-rays show the strangest [...]

1. This time the truck is carrying toxic material.
 
2. Thereâ??s a poodle driving the truck.
 
3. The truck has a sticker that asks you to call if you donâ??t like the way the poodle is driving.
 
4. Your car is stuck in neutral.
 
5. A train is bearing down on you from the other direction.
 
6. Your passenger speaks [...]

1. This isnâ??t good.
 
2. Why are we spinning like this?
 
3. Why are we flipping?
 
4. I think weâ??re being pushed by that nice man in the truck going seventy miles an hour.
 
5. Oh good. A corn field, up close.
 
6. Nope, now weâ??re going around again.
 
7. Have we seen this side of the road yet?
 
8. Which side [...]