1. You rarely win in a truck vs. car accident.   2. Your car will now be a compact.   3. Ambulance rides arenâ??t fun when youâ??re strapped to a board.   4. Itâ??s hard to fill out hospital forms with a broken wrist.   5. They donâ??t serve alcohol in emergency waiting rooms.   [...]

1. This time the truck is carrying toxic material.   2. Thereâ??s a poodle driving the truck.   3. The truck has a sticker that asks you to call if you donâ??t like the way the poodle is driving.   4. Your car is stuck in neutral.   5. A train is bearing down on [...]

1. This isnâ??t good.   2. Why are we spinning like this?   3. Why are we flipping?   4. I think weâ??re being pushed by that nice man in the truck going seventy miles an hour.   5. Oh good. A corn field, up close.   6. Nope, now weâ??re going around again.   [...]

1. Thatâ??s a humongous truck.   2. Hello, truck.   3. My car is getting smaller.   4. This will save gas, Iâ??m sure.   5. Wow, I didnâ??t know I could bend that way.   6. I must be dreaming.   7. I wonder if I let the dog out this morning.   8. [...]

1. Since you werenâ??t wearing a seat belt, thatâ??s not a bill we can pay.   2. Since you didnâ??t see a doctor for some days, thatâ??s not a bill we believe we have a responsibility to pay.   3. Since you didnâ??t complain about pain in that part of your body when you were [...]