1. Youâ??re not entitled to pain and suffering for those kinds of treatment.   2. Having an attorney would only cost us more money. You donâ??t need that, do you?   3. You really shouldnâ??t have needed more than a doctor visit or two.   4. We donâ??t think you could be seriously injured with [...]

1. Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwiches in the car, heavy on the bacon.   2. Poodles.   3. Coffee grains spilled to confuse the abilities of police dogs.   4. Funny looking cigarettes in plain sight.   5. Getting into a staring contest with a K9 dog.   6. Insulting the police dog.   7. [...]

1. In the rain.   2. In the snow.   3. Without warning.   4. In a swimsuit.   5. While showing off.   6. Just after meeting a hottie.   7. While holding a sign, “If you think Iâ??m hot, honk.”   8. In front of police headquarters, by a police car.   9. [...]

1. Riding your bike in an elderly personâ??s blind spot.   2. Riding your bike in retirement communities.   3. Letting someone else ride your hog.   4. Joining a daredevil motorcycle gang.   5. Riding a bike for the first time.   6. Riding in the truck lane real slow.   7. Riding in [...]

1. While wearing headphones so you canâ??t hear the police chase coming your way.   2. Picking up a penny on the ground for good luck.   3. Getting someoneâ??s phone number.   4. Waving a car wash sign.   5. Waving a sign with an arrow on it for money.   6. By a [...]