1. Your motorcycle is now a kidâ??s tricycle and thereâ??s a tractor trailer truck bearing down on you.   2. Your mother is telling you for the umpteenth time that she told you it was dangerous to ride a motorcycle.   3. Your mother is driving the tractor trailer truck bearing down on you.   [...]

1. Go into denial.   2. Not accept the reality of what is about to occur and try to limit your risk of injury.   3. Panic.   4. Freeze.   5. Ask your passenger, “Any ideas?”   6. Tell your passenger to jump off.   7. Avoid one car and hit another.   8. [...]

1. Into the car that hit you to light a cigarette if you smell gas.   2. The liquor store.   3. Disneyland.   4. A bicycle shop to see the cost of a new bike.   5. Swimming with a head injury.   6. A bad hospital.   7. A bad doctor.   8. [...]

1. You need a drink.   2. Youâ??re underage.   3. Youâ??re unlicensed.   4. You stole the car.   5. You just came from another accident you caused.   6. Youâ??re thinking of becoming a cop so you can drive with the siren on and avoid these accidents.   7. You hate authority.   [...]

1. That bike is trashed.   2. You should have worn a helmet.   3. Weâ??re calling a priest.   4. Your passenger is blaming you.   5. Your motorcycle insurance lapsed.   6. Your lawyer doesnâ??t want to speak with you.   7. Your motorcycle gang says they donâ??t know you.   8. Your [...]