1. Another car coming toward you.   2. The police taking out their handcuffs.   3. The driver of the car that hit you is your ex-wife.   4. A fire engine coming too fast to stop.   5. A drunk doctor.   6. A pack of wild dogs.   7. A parade headed for [...]

1. Anything greasy.   2. Pain killers with alcohol.   3. The rest of the hamburger you were eating thatâ??s now all over your shirt.   4. The funny looking cigarette you were smoking to hide it from the police officer walking toward your truck.   5. Half a dozen boiled eggs.   6. Fifty-three [...]

1. In the rain.   2. In the snow.   3. Without warning.   4. In a swimsuit.   5. While showing off.   6. Just after meeting a hottie.   7. While holding a sign, “If you think Iâ??m hot, honk.”   8. In front of police headquarters, by a police car.   9. [...]

1. Another car headed straight for you.   2. A big rig truck headed straight for you.   3. The police with their guns drawn.   4. Your ex-wife getting out of the car that just rammed you.   5. A hit team.   6. The paparazzi.   7. The driver of the police car [...]

1) Call 911 and ask to speak to the President of the United States.   2) Call 911 and tell them you are the President of the United States.   3) A divorce lawyer   4) Pizza delivery to your home. (Youâ??ll be late)   5) Liquor delivery to the scene of the accident.   [...]